About this place called POF:
1. I do answer ALL messages. I saw on someone's Profile that he thinks it's rude not to, and he's right. It may take a bit, tho.
2. Please don't 'Mass Mail' me. (Really Short Messages.) However 'Hi, Sue I love animals and laughing, too!' is a good enuf ice-breaker.
3. If I have put u on my Favorites list, why don't u try writing to me first? I usually message you first and then you write to me. That's fine, but I am a little tired of speaking first. Tell me anything about yourself. Or ask me anything. Ur on my faves/bookmarks list~~ there must be something about you I like. I'm not scary~ I'm friendly and nice to people unless they dis-earn my kindness, which is sooo rare.
4. Yes! I admit it!! I can be a flirt!! Sue Me!!!! That's my name. I, however, am not a skank~ I wanna make that clear. (It's usually Men that start it, tho. We enjoy flirting back, but don't call ALL women teases, we get teased by you guys, JUST AS MUCH, so save it!!)
5. Yea, yea, yea, I heard ya, I need new photos. All my digital photos are of my daughter, fuzzies, friends -- not of me. (Fuzzies=Critters) --OK, so, I got new Photos, and POFF says they are 'too small' !@#%!*##!! So just write, talk, and ask for pics, NBFingD.


About me: I love animals. I am often busy saving a creature or 2: spiders to turtles to ducks to guinea pigs to stray cats and dogs. I will go very much outta my way to help an animal in distress. I hope you would, too.
BIG ONE>>> I Really Need and Love to Laugh, I'm a little bit too light somethimes, Goofy, but it's crucial to be truly giggling inside often. I love many types of humor, too. I love Quirky, especially. Though I can be very serious. When I am going on about something I am passionate about for a long time, or something I am angry about, I can usually be pulled away from my spiel, tirade or W.E. with a silly phrase, ribbing, razzing, (Guys, you are especially good at this) or a joke, or even a cyber-pie-in-the-face. WARNING: I WILL retaliate, tho, so be prepared to DUCK! And if your soul, essence, being is not at least, say, 48% humorous, or open to lightness, don't try to fake it. However, snide 'jokes' at someone else's expense will tick me off. Please, no Mr. Grumps or Mr. Moody-Downers. If you Rain on my Parade, you'll find yourself standing alone in it. And you wont be the Fun kind of Wet... don't mind if you're unhappy and changing your life, I get that. Just no Professional Victims or Crabs with Anger Problems. A major turn- off. You know what's a serious, exciting Turn-On? Really want to know?? It's NOT the "Bad Boy", it's the Man that's kind to everyone, even if he's NOT a big people person. A man who will open doors for me, but will quickly open the door for an elderly women INSTEAD of me, if need be. I believe there are 2 kinds of people. The Good and The Ugly. By 'Ugly', I do NOT mean on the outside. It seems like the Ugly are growing in numbers and The Good, well, we've gotta keep OUR numbers up. I don't know any out and out Bad, except our Apartment 'Manager'... uullck... And this is not to say I can't be dark, dark is fun, Love Halloween time. I am never cruel, and for some reason, these past few years, I find something beautiful in everyone. Even The Major Buttheads may have nice skin, or carry themselves well.
My taste in Music is eclectic, seriously, The Carpenters, Abba, Celtic, Paul McCartney, to the Doors, The Beatles, Bon Jovi, Queen, The Who, The Stones, AC/DC, Rod Stewart, The Fray, Willie Nelson, Toby Keith, lotsa country, not all, and most importantly - LED ZEPPELIN. And 124 Others in between!! I will give almost anything a listening.. Oh, yea, Dean Martin, Puccini, All Christmas, although if u are an Opera or Classical Music expert don't by any means expect me to catch up, not much interest there, course you never know.
I have strong opinions, although I will usually hear new ideas, when spoken to appropriately, which sometimes changes my thinking. Or at least gets me thinking. Anyone who is not sometimes on the fence about things is too inflexible for me. Like when they say this candidate or that politician is flip-flopping...I think not necessarily, he/she may just be more open-minded than you, Doofus, HA!
Oh, yea, now aspirations... I want a new Mac so I can complete College online. (I say 'want' because the Secret teaches us it is better than 'need' for the Universe to hear.) Graphic Design, or another Art program. I know the school, just keep swaying in direction. My son lives away and my daughter (who keeps me Chortling a lot and WILL Audition for SNLive, as she has excellent Mimickry skills) is old enuf to not need so much Mommy-Time, so when that new computer comes, it's Me-Time. Booyah!
Favorite creatures: Guinea Pigs, Zebras, Sloths. I know. Eclectic. Daughter says 'Random'.
Oh, btw, I LOVE DISNEYLAND. If you do not, try to. I haven't been to Disney World. Yet. My ideal Man must be WILLING to be a kid, too. That makes him a very Sexy Man. See? I took the M out of Smexy.

I don't know about dates. But Email or AIM (AOL Instant Messaging) are great ways to get to know someone. So, dates, um - that depends on Chemistry, huh? Gotta have it. Let's see. Shopping!! Oh, alright, no shopping. Everything interests me lately, even things ya might think are strange. Like investigating a Haunted House, or watching Strangers at an Airport and making up stories about them.. I want to try so many new things, I don't know where to begin. Hey!!! Eyes up here, Guys. Not everything is innuendo. Foods, I like the standards: Italian, Mexican and Chinese. I had Mediterranean once ~AND~I~LIKED~IT! --you may sing that.
I drink coffee and Corona. Not at the same time. Coffee, milk, no sugar, ev. day. Corona maybe once a month. Dry wine on occasion. Chocolate milk as often as possible.
Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it. ~Author Unknown

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