Dudes, Do I have your undivided attention? Welcome to my profile. I’m totally psyched to be here, and you should be too. Let’s get a few things out of the way, ok? : )Are you ready for this, my dears???So here’s the deal. I am OBSESSIVE, COMPULSIVE, NEUROTIC, ANTI-SOCIAL, MANIC Suffer from VERBAL BULIMIA and PARANOID,I’m telling you, this is exactly why I’m still single.

Fav. sound tracks: Angels singing, Birds are chirping, Headboards cracking.

That’s about it.

September 08. Update to all “potential male prospect”
YES, I'm the girl you can bring home to your parents and then have all sorts of kinky sex with afterwards.
I've got my sh*t together, have you?

September 13, Update #2
to all “eligible bachelors of the present”
You are 100%, completely undateable (for me)if no respond. furthermore DO NOT GET PISSY about it. After all we all have preference.

Update #3
No married man please, I CAN’T STAND HOW HAPPY THEY ARE. Unless if you have note from your WIFE. Thanks in advance.

Update #4
Please take this into account the next time exercising your finger/typing:
If you are the one who is standing at the corner of HARD-ON Crescent and HORNY Blvd holding a sign ANYTHING WILL HELP, please do not msg me until you take care of your situation.

Update #5
To those who ask the same question OVER and OVER, "WHAT DO YOU WANT/LOOKING FOR"
Has that indefinable “certain something” that makes me melt.  You know, that certain something that leaves me completely useless at work the next day, that makes my face hurt from smiling so much, that turns my stomach to mush, and that makes me count down the minutes until I can see You again.  I guess you could call it chemistry, but it’s really so much more than that.  You know what I’m talking about here.  : )I want someone who’s good on paper, but I should be looking for someone who’s great in real life? This is what I want, and I’ve worked TOO DAMN HARD to settle for anything less.
Call me what you will, but this is me – crazy A. : )

Boys, move aside. Walking in the park at night, Location: Jane and Finch