I could tell you I work a lot, so my job is my hobby. But this list is probably more interesting:

-I hide in the bathroom at work sometimes so no one bothers me, but I refuse to go in the middle stalls. I also have a secret plot to take out the switchboard lady. She's annoying as crap.
-I hate tomatoes and mayo. I can't even pick up a jar of mayo without making a face.
- Jaws is my work ring tone. It's perfect because I usually can't hear it until it's at the end of playing.
-I refuse to talk to people in the morning. I'm too likely to be rude. It's pretty much the same drill at night too. I'm not mean, just short.
-I like pranks and practical jokes. I really want to sticky note someone's car.
-I don't have a favorite anything. There are always qualifications and stipulations.
-I own all the seasons of The Office, but season 2 is the only one worth re-watching a lot.
-Fall is my favorite season. (But spring is equally interchangeable when I'm ready to get out of the winter funk.)
-I drag out the end of really good books. I also have to wait a few days before starting a new book. It's just wrong to jump into the lives of new characters without reflecting on the ones you just left.
-I just bought my first coffee pot, so I'm still exploring what coffee I really like. Currently it is one that's almost white because I think I like the creamer flavors better than the coffee.
-I've never had a bad roommate.
-I'm a PK (preacher's kid) and it affects a lot of who and what I am today.
-Some people look for love to fill a void, but I'm not. I have amazing friends and an awesome family that back me up 100 percent in anything I do and give me more love than I probably ever deserve. This online thing is more of a trial. I'm not looking for Mr. Right Now or Mr. Forever. I'm just exploring.
-I have a list of things I want to do each year - corresponding to my age. One thing on the list for next year is to shoot a gun. I've never even held one.
-I'm not athletic, but I love being outdoors and will hike up a trail with the best of 'em. I'm not gonna lie though, movie days are probably more fun.

Can we just jump to date two or three where the interview is over and you actually get to know someone?