"Uncultured lout" was my high school moniker, because I was the girl who hadn't seen Shrek or Pulp Fiction, had only a vague idea that Keith Richards was some sort of musician, and didn't think that Jon Stewart was all that funny. I am still pretty much that person. Now that I have a BA, however, I can tell you everything you might like to know about Stalinist foreign policy. Unfortunately, you probably don`t want to know anything about Stalinist foreign policy, so we will have to find other things to talk about.

Despite my lack of pop culture knowledge, I do have many interests. I love literature - everything from Shakespeare to Jonathan Safran Foer, Jane Austen to Chuck Palahniuk. If it`s good, I`ll read it. I have a black belt in Taekwon-Do and I train regularly (but don`t worry, I won`t beat you up and embarrass you in front of your friends. Unless it occurs to me that that might be fun). I wonder about things like whether the period in the previous sentence should have gone before the brackets, after them, or within them.

To be honest, I would prefer to meet someone very liberal, who doesn`t pay attention to gender roles or try to categorize people based on other silly criteria. My favourite people tend to be those who defy categorization. Also, any man who has a puppy will have an immediate advantage. Sorry, but them`s the breaks.