Dingo is a firm believer in keeping it real. . She is a peaceful and loving soul, polite, sweet and a total smart~ass, super private but sometimes shares too much, a manic extroverted spaz, or sometimes quiet and introverted. She is a walking contradiction of perfected duality. She doesn't have the time nor energy nor want for those who bring her down.

and hey A$$HOLE$ if Dingo takes the time to message you a legit question, be kind enough to respond, doesn't mean she is 'hitting' on just cause she said hi.

compatability checklist: Dingo is non-religious, doesn't need or want to be 'saved', uberliberal, is tattooed and pierced, has an insane siamese cat, love dogs especially pit bulls, if you're a cop as much as she loves donuts Dingo smokes ganja so not gonna happen, if you snort or shoot drugs Dingo finds you disgusting, not into sports EXCEPT full contact blood sports, roller derby, and futbol, Dingo does not want to go hunting, fishing or horseback riding in fact Dingo doesn't really like horses, hates sushi too, and wine gives her heartburn.

Dingo has a few weaknesses: guys with too many tattoos, tall, shaved heads, musicians, artists, intelligence, dimples, letting your inner dork and soft side shine through. if you have all of the above..oh damn, Dingo just might be a sucker for ya.

Dingo has a few pet peeves & turn-offs we should discuss now: white shoes, Ed Hardy wear, gold chains, blue tooths worn as an accessory, touchy feely perverts, ignorance, homophobes/racists, poor hygiene, guys who think their tattoos make them 'tough' or 'cool', and last but not least, selfish people.
players and heartbreakers, LIARS and CHEATERS ...don't even come at Dingo. if your intentions are shady, trust me, you don't want to meet her.

**Dingo selected 'dating' but is seeking long term, she just isn't gonna jump out with the first one of you clownfish to buy her a burrito and a beer.**

Dingo contemplated writing this in first person prose but considered the suggested idea of extreme importance and unmistakable ultra coolness by presenting herself in a third person narrative



if you took any of this too seriously, then we should probably never meet.

She will probably ask you a ton of questions, be a bit shy until she gets to know you and will want to get a pint. Don't worry, Dingo does not speak of herself in third person, in person..usually. If you don't open doors for Dingo, you're automatically disqualified.

*if Dingo adds you to favorites without messaging, drop her one, she's a busy girl and just bookmarking you for when she has a minute to say something interesting, witty, unbelievably flattering or some other crap to grab your attention :)