Things you should be Warned/know about me
-Being cooped up with nothing to do is the worst thing that can happen to me.
-Any reason to run(i don't mean from problems, just running because its fun) is good enough
-i think Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius pip is one of the greatest things on youtube.
-I eat alot and loose weight doing it. Get over it.
-I can drink my body weight in alcohol and wake up feeling great
-I ask questions to find things out. its faster then beating around the bush yes?
-When i offer help, there are no strings attached, so please stop acting like there are.
-Breakfast for dinner is great.
-your carefully worded argument to not do something fun Will be ignored
-i prefer common sense over booksmarts(though there is nothing wrong with booksmarts)
-I can act cultured but wheres the fun in that?
-i do not fit into any stereotype nor do i follow any one style or way of life.
-I will eventually say something that will offend you. 99% of the time(unless you've stabbed me with a butter knife) it will be an accident and i'm sorry.
-DO NOT leave me unsupervised Near baked goods.
-I cannot act like anything other than what i am. its seems absurd and i will burst out with laughter.
-Sassery will be rewarded with sassery
-I believe drunk people are accountable for their actions and act accordingly
-If you don't have the patience to read this you will not like talking to me. Tangent is a way of life.
-People who believe they are entitled to anything are my biggest source of rage.
-Double check to make sure i'm listening. its not that i don't think your interesting(alright it might be) but i'm also very easily distracted. my mind wanders more than a... wandering type guy... thing...
-feel free to correct things i say, just make sure you have proof.
-Please is a magic word. so pretend your a wizard or something and use it.
-yes i do realize i need a haircut. however its cold out and it keeps my brain warm.
You have been warned mwahahaha. oh ya maniacal laughter. anyways have fun!

Anywhere public so i can scream for help should i deem it necessary.