Just kidding. But I speak the English! So aside from the basic human pleasures... I mean, seriously- who doesn't like to laugh, travel, go to the movies, the city, eat different kinds of foods, be outdoors, enjoy music, friends, family, their jobs and pets, quiet time. Who doesn't think they're down to earth? That would be quite a profile though..right? "I hate laughing, it makes me sick. My family despises me and I have no friends. Hope to hear from you!!" Anyway, just an observation.
It's easier to say what I don't enjoy. So here they are: Snakes, taking off my shoes at airport security, Verizon for not offering the iphone, dirty streets, gas guzzlers (even my own), slow drivers, loud musical cell phone rings and people who say "supposively." If you dislike the same things or can appreciate that I do, you're invited to message me...Also, I'm 40.

Hopefully not fall asleep or get hit with a purse.