If you are NOT a Leo, or if you ARE pierced, tattooed, or can find the humor in all situations, if you promise NOT to just use me for SEX, have a message from another planet, out of no where a drum roll sounds every time you enter a room, you can move objects with ONLY the power of your mind, can explain to me why men have nipples, are a practitioner of the ancient art of thumb wrestling, a Pogo Stick is your main transportation, your eyes are two completely different colors, you throw your arms up in the air, and shout TA-DAH!! every time you have an orgasim, you are a circus performer, you're an International Spy, or you can make me giggle from across the room, I already like ya, lol.

*WARNING* I'm the One your Mother warned you about, so be a good girl, and go find a nice boy. If you're like most women you want a boring, oops I mean dependable guy, who is loaded, oops my bad, a guy who makes a fairly decent amount of money, who looks like a movie star, sorry, of average to above average looks, and you would like him to be submissive, oops sorry, a family man, lmao!!!!

Hello I am Peter Pan, I have absolutely NO plans on growing up. I like it loud, I like it fast, and completely unpredictable, lol!!! Im a Tattooist, new to California, from Chicago area. I love riding my Harley, and have road coast to coast. Im here to push my art to the next level, and hopefully meet some cool, and interesting people along the way. Im into all types of music, but if I had to pick one it would be Punk. I dont drink, it's amazing, I accomplish this without any weekly meetings, or training wheels, of any kind. LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!! I don't care if you drink, I am actually a bit of a Bar fly, dive bars that is. My favorite thing to do is laugh, I love life, traveling, art, and good friends. My riches are in memories, not gold. If money is important to you, I am not who your looking for, but if you want a dreamer, a gypsy of sorts, a story teller, a travler on two wheels, then I am he. I live life, life doesnt live me. I'm always late, you can set your clock to it, my baby sister constantly lies to me about when weddings, and Holidays begin, to get me there on time. I treat sarcasism as a second language. If I dont want to do something....then I don't. I feel this is better then allowing people to talk me into it, and as soon as I feel stuck, turn around and serve them up a heaping helping of Wha burgers, and french cries. My goal in life is to be late to my own funeral, slide in the grave side ways at 125miles an hour, with my pockets empty, and a sh*t eatn' grin across my face.

* PS. I started this Profile because I know no one in the area, so I'm not going to meet my friends friend who has a cousin who has a friend who I just have to meet, lol!! I cant help but get a little sad, when I look at all the pictures of single women. There is nothing wrong with you ya know....yes YOU!!!! I just wanted to tell you that. The problem is either #1, you expect to much, and give to little, or #2 you expect to little, and give to much, and that my Beautiful Friend is why youre reading this sh*t instead of being taken in a moment of passion on the dinning room table. Just thought I'd share.

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Can never have too much coffee right, lol!!! How about a nice motorcycle ride along the coast, you can show me some cool spots, remember I'm new here. Hit some little bar & grill along the way. Conversation comes easy over a game of pool, or darts. Then maybe a walk on a beach, we can watch the sun go down together, or if we aren't feeling anything romantic, we could still be friends, and just poke some dead stuff with a stick, lol...