Fair warning, my sense of humor is on the corner of Sarcastic and downright obscure. But if you get me, I'll know it. You'll be the one trying to breath through the tears of the most insane thing you've ever heard anyone say... and partly mortified that I just said it in front of your mother, my mother, a nun... ect..

I love to visit the city, but I might start to cut myself if I had to live there.

I have a weakness for smart women, curly, brown/red hair, people full of spunk, character, sass and moxy.

After I've gotten to know you well enough to be reasonably sure I'm not going to wake up shy a few kidneys... (pre-med students, I'm looking at you!) I think a cup of coffee and a nice walk will do... if we're game for more and have time, maybe dinner and a show.