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funnykeys : Seeking Partner in Crime
City
Denver Colorado
Sign
Libra
Height
5' 8" (173 cm)
Age
56 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
Average
Religion
Non-Religious
From the film "Quillions"
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I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Long Term

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Divorced
Profession
Office guy/Entertainer
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
N/A
 
Interests
PerformingBoard/Card GamesNY Times Crossword puzzle
MusicalsPlaying pianoClassic Films
CookingKUVOKEZW
Raindrops on rosesWhiskers on kittensBlack Hawk
Long wet kissesBubble bathsTrading massages
Scented candlesGarage sales
About Me
I'm fun, funny, very creative, upbeat, offbeat, playful, intelligent (book & streetwise), sensitive. I'm open-minded, down-to-earth, outgoing, passionate & romantic. Love kissin' and cuddlin'. I'm kind of a scruffy on the outside, but soft as a baby's bottom on the inside. (I can't watch "It's a Wonderful Life" without tearing up)

I've led a very interesting life and have done things few others have. Boring, I'm not. I once had a group of friends once tell me that I reminded them of Kramer on Seinfeld...I have a new group of friends now.

I write and perform on a regular basis.

I'm good with kids, even though I have none of my own (that I know of). I know how to be a gentleman (and a gentle man), but I do have a wild side.

If you're the one I fall in love with, I'll put you on a pedestal...a pretty tall one, at that. Even taller than mine.

I'm an animal lover. I have an adorable, sweet Walt Disney ragamuffin dog named Ruby, the greatest dog in the world. (Well, maybe not tonight she's not)

For fun and excitement, I enjoy flea markets/rummage sales, trivia, darts, pool, video/card/board games and karaoke. Despite the fact that I like karaoke, I do have a cultural side. I find "the theatah", improv comedy, zoos, art and museums are fun, too. I prefer jazz, blues, standards and musicals, but I'll listen to almost all music. 2 minutes is pretty much enough for me, though, when it comes to rap.

I like some outdoorsy stuff, too. Hiking, just being in nature. Open to many things. But no camping in the winter time.

I'm not a bad cook...my pantry is well-stocked for a straight guy.

I prefer blue jeans, but I do dress up for the right person. I clean up well.

I look and act younger than my age. You don’t stop playing because you get old. You get old because you stop playing.

About my dream mate

PLEASE have a sense of humor. (Yeah, everyone SAYS they do).

A college degree isn't important. Intelligence is. I'm not impressed by a fancy car or house.

Oh, and I don't mean to sound superficial, but, please have all your teeth...at least the ones that I see when you smile and we kiss.

If you're considered a "little bit different" by normal people that's a big plus. Some baggage is fine, but please, not too much more than a carry-on or small suitcase. Not the full Samsonite set. If you claim not to have any baggage, you're either a liar or boring.

Bonus points for pet owners, singers/musicians/artists/creative types and great hair.

I don't anser adds with pore speling an badd grammer.

Thanks for reading all the way down!

First Date
Something simple.

If you can sing, maybe karaoke.

If you can walk, maybe a stroll through a park.

If you drink coffee, I would prefer anyplace but the number one coffee chain.

If you imbibe, some place where we can chat.

I'm pretty open...gotta suggestion?

funnykeys has 2 roses that can be sent.

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