I apologize if my online dating etiquette is sub-par, but I have no idea what I am doing here... Other than that I'm a really awesome dude, at least my mom always tells me so. And also I am handsome and smart.

Here is some other information you may find useful in deciding whether or not to spend time with me:
I am very handsome
I am smart
I am very funny
I am very ambitious
I work out all the time am in fantastic shape (read: I am strong)
I have two bachelor's degrees and am working on my master's
I play guitar and bass and record music with my two best friends
I know how to treat a lady, which means I'm kind of a d!ck
I love the beach and want to buy my first house next to the ocean
I speak a bit of french and a bit of farsi
I can break down and reassemble an M-16 rifle while blindfolded (ladies love this one)

If I had to define my life's purpose, it would be to have as many meaningful relationships and to experience as much of the world as possible. That's a bit vague, I know. I'm still working on the wording

Something totally fun and awesome. Something romantic and dangerous that you've always wanted to do but were always afraid. Something you will think about all day at work tomorrow. Something you will tell your friends about to make them jealous of you. Blah blah blah