K well Im Dan, and Im 21. Im from Mississauga but im living in waterloo where i am going to university…anyways yea I drink and party with friends, mostly just beer. I smoke aswell and I am d*mn proud of it as it is my right to do so, and so help me GOD if I hear another uppity health orientated activist tell me the health ramifications of smoking im going to put it out in their eye...serious lol.. I like my car.. I like my music. I like my friends most importantly. And im all about having fun but really who isn’t.. um yea im a fat kid on the inside and I have the most terrible diet ever, but I wrestle,snowboard and play rugby. I used to work as a reptile specialist at a pet store, and i ahve a cat named "frank" haha

One thing you must understand that I am a VERY logical, and straight-foreward thinker (if a=b, and b=c, then a=c). I take things for how I see them and call them out accordingly. Coupled with a very sarcastic and sometimes crude sense of humour, makes me an interesting character to say the least at times, but I guaruntee, that if you are nice to me, you will never know I have a mean bone in my body. SO... what I am going to do on this page from now on is briefly talk about teh random and retarded sh*tthat goes on that personally bugs me, and hey, if you think sumthing is worthy let me know.



1) Haters Dipset!!
DO you really think that ppl who are solely on your page to MAKE FUN OF YOU are really going to #*@%ing listen.... i think not.. and yea i think i just made someone cry with that one



2)TaLkInG LiKe ThIs
this does not look cool... honestly, looks like someone is smoking crack and having a siezure simultaneously



3) Guys showing their****in pictures:
this is one thing that i will #*@%ing never understand. like it pisses me off so much to go online and look over and theres a****on my page! like wtf, i already got one and i really dont see their sad excuse for a childs penis. it boggled my mind so much that i asked one of these donkey raping sh*teaters why they did it, and the answer i got was 'its big..'. honestly i found this really funny as i know that no girl has seen it(hence why they showing it on the internet) and no body ever sees their face. big #*@%ing mystery there. having a big****doesnt help you any when your face looks like raw hamburger meat, peace pizza face