I PROMISE, PROMISE, PROMISE that you've never met a guy like me in your life.

So if I'm so special then why am I here?

Well my girlfriend started dating a lot more ever since she lost weight......so here I am. JK

Do me one favour and at least read my profile until the end.

I used to think that it didn't really matter what you write on this because if someone isn't attracted by your pic in the first place, they won't read it anyway.

How hard could it be? Over 280,000 women looking for a relationship and all I'm looking for is one.

In the meantime, lets read profiles and watch everyone toot their own horn to the point of ridiculousness and then, just so the reader doesn't think they’re completely egotistical, throw in a mildly self-deprecating comment for good measure.

If the profiles are to be believed then everyone on this site is intelligent, fit, caring, sensitive and of course, loves meeting new people.

But the truth is, anyone posting a personal ad is acknowledging their own singlehood so when we read those self-aggrandizing adjectives, we know they mask someone more vulnerable than the ad might have us believe.

So when it comes to me, Im going to keep it simple:

Just like a great job, I offer excellent benefits ...so let’s meet up and then leave this website forever.

I could change your night....or I could change your life.

I'm going to choose what we do but the night is going to be all about you.

One thing I can also promise you is that I'm not going to try to get into your pants. Im a firm believer that a man is only as good as what he loves. And in my heart, I believe that there is only one thing that sex sells... (If you want to know what that is, scroll up and read the headline on my profile)