I've just eaten some Korean meatballs..They really are the dog's bollocks..


100% MALE, 100% BLOCKHEAD

(However, I'm really getting into "Tenacious D" at the moment!)



REAL NAME... REG (Yes , that's short for REGINALD!)
Middle initials... J G G
What's the "J" for?.... JOHN.......
What's the "G G" for?... For the kiddies to ride on!.........

Vocation in life? ATS Poole -"Mechanic Extraordinaire!"

I have just filled my woollen foot-coverings with apples, crushed them, strained out the juice and am waiting for the fluid to ferment...
One thing's troubling me.. I just can't see the appeal of this CIDER-SOCKS!.....

They said put things on here to show I'm unique...
BUT I'VE GOT BOTH MY HANGERS!!


An old girlfriend's not speaking to me, all because I wouldn't open the car door for her...

.......It's not even my fault, I just panicked and swam to the surface!



You know that look women get when they want sex?.. No?... (Me neither....)

Philosophical thought...

If little girls are made of sugar and spice, and all things nice..
.....How come all the best bits smell of fish??

BTW..
The photo of the three blokes is as follows.. (From left-to-right)
My middle Son (Reggie), Me (Reggie Snr), and my Dad (Ray)

(Do I look like "Ginger-Spice" in that pic?)


ADDENDUM: 02/09/07

I have now discovered the "Parking Ticket diet!"

I was instantly thirty pounds lighter!!!!


Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.... (I think I've forgotten this before?.....)


ADDENDUM: 10/12/07

I have just found out that I'm a bilingual illiterate..

I can't read in two languages...