I'm basically a happy person, and my life is going really well right now. I'm not looking for a booty call, but for a fun-loving person to share some good times with. Someone just for me.
I am, however, somewhat choosy.

1. You must agree that Plague Dogs is the most depressing film ever made.
2. If your favourite bands are Journey, Air Supply, Metallica or Pantera...things aren't going to work out.
3. You must share my affinity for elf culture. I don't mean "little people", but actual elves...Santa's helpers. I dig Christmas music, fruit cake, prezzies and the many and varied uses of mistletoe.
4. Star Trek, Star Wars, star anything...I'm a sci-fi geek.
5. If you are a mime I must ask you to step away from this profile immediately. Mimes are a blight on our society and should be locked in their invisible boxes after being bound with their invisible ropes.
6. No clowns. Comedians yes, actual clowns no.
8. Do not expect me to share your love of man on man sports. Unless it's men's beach volleyball...that I will watch.
9. It would be nice if you understood the basic functions of each branch of government so that we could have an intelligent discussion about why I'm right and you're wrong.
10. I really hope you enjoy karaoke. Seriously.
11. It will help a lot if you get the where I'm kidding and where I'm not.

And for you fellows you are skittish about the fact that I'm not yet divorced: I'm not one of those women who will never divorce him, just one who was choosing the path of least resistance for the sake of the kids. He is OUT of my life, but still in theirs, so I choose to follow the path of diplomacy. It may be a little slow, but you encounter a lot less drama on it.

Well, if it were still summer and the liquor laws were not so prudish I'd really like to hang out at one of Vancouver's beaches with a few beers and just enjoy the sun and talk and get to know each other better. But, since it ISN'T summer, and since the liquor laws ARE ridiculous, maybe we could settle for scotch and live music, or a comedy club or karaoke. Because if you don't know about someone by the end of a karaoke evening, you'll never know anything about them at all.