This is the last time I try on-line dating so if you're looking for a guy who, loves children and animals, (except the reptiles, amphibians, basically anything not warm-blooded), is gainfully employed, (I do work alot of hours in a hospital and I have a small tree business), is emotionally stable, and looking to commit, then you can stop looking, (wow that was pretty arrogant.) I haven't achieved everything I want yet but there's a plan, I'm just putting it on hold while I search for a nice lady. P.S. I have a car, the editor won't let me change the n/a answer, drivers license too.

First date, well, I guess I'd try to get you back to my place to meet my mother and see my Star Wars collection. Then we could watch videos of me potty training my kids and then go through photo albums that date back to 1968. That's about as bad as it could get, so anything we plan beats that. Besides, my mother lives 500 miles away, I gave my Star Wars collection away, and I only have a shoe box full of pictures, and there's not potty videos, sorry to try and bait you.