Here's x number of random things about me:

1. I'm a Grammar Nazi
2. I smoke Camel Filters, a lot.
3. I have a degree in film. I don't have a job in film.
4. I work at a hospital. I have no interest in a career in the health field, but currently they give me money and people always seem to want money for things.
5. I really want to go into journalism. I'm hoping to be able to start a masters program in journalism within the next year or two.
6.I’m not religious. I don’t care if you are; just don’t try to convert me to anything. If things ever become serious, I will agree to go to church/temple/mosque/Satanist temple/weird hippie cult meeting with you no more than twice a year.
7. I don't currently have a car and am undecided as to whether or not I'm going to get one.
8. I dig music.
9. I'm obsessed with pop culture.
10. I like adventures. We’re sitting around one day and you suddenly want to go on a tour of places in New England where celebrities have been arrested…fine by me. We'll have to take your car though (see number 7).
11. I like lists.
12. I eat, take showers, sleep, look at things sometimes, and wear shoes outdoors. You probably do all those things too. We already have so much in common.

I’d like to meet an attractive, intelligent girl with a good sense of humor. I’m not talking Stephen Hawking intelligent; theoretical cosmology creeps me out. I’m not even talking Johann Gutenberg intelligent; you don’t need to invent movable-type to impress me. Just somebody who can hold a conversation, who maybe reads a book or two every now and then, and who can appreciate a nerdy ass Johann Gutenberg joke.

Keep it simple. Fancy first date dinners are just overcompensation for typical male insecurities, or something. I work the night shift, so if it's a week day maybe coffee or casual dinner. If it's a weekend maybe a drink or two?