Well this seems a bit fishy to me (no pun intended)but I will give it a try.
-I am inappropriate.
-I don't drink excessively, except on Wednesdays.
-I love to travel, planet earth is gorgeous
-I play N64. (Mario Kart, Super smash bros. 007 golden eye, Zelda)
-I laugh a lot.
-I eat even more.
-When I like a song I will listen to it over and over again until it hurts.
-I have the sense of humour of a 12 year old boy.
-I watch movies, lots of them, all the time.
-I like my pastries dense.
-In the morning I usually look like a pirate.
-Someday I will be on Broadway.
-If you're scum, I will tell you that you are scum.
-I am probably the messiest eater in the world.
-I always mix up what people say, unintentionally.
-I am not a bro hunter...(An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties, is into extreme sports that might be fun to do but are uncool to claim (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heterosexual male. The female equivalent of the Bro is the Bro Hunter or Bro Hoe. Bro Hunters are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros)
-I like rice and soya sauce, I could probably eat it everyday with a cup of chai tea.
-I adore all of my friends.
-I keep it real.
-Lets be friends.
-THE END

Let's hit the sheets, to make a fort perverts.