| Paul_Himself The Clownfish:
Just..Dont..Ok? |
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| City |
Wiltshire Uk |
| Area |
United Kingdom |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Taurus |
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Height | 6' 0" (183 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
Often |
| Do you drink? |
No |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Armed Robber |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | If you do not have a broad sense of humour, and an open mind, stop reading this NOW, in case you take it the wrong way! Tongue in Cheek = good.
Ok, used to have a full and honest profile, but as this site is a complete and utter waste of time, as are 99% of its users, I've trimmed it back to this! After all, would you put effort into something that does not put effort back?
All I see is "looking for genuine man" / "looking for honest guy" blah blah, but in truth, and based on my experiences, I'm not so sure any of you actually are! Maybe you should put "looking for rich playboy with mansion, Aston Martin and NO kids"! Thats seems to be the truth of what your here for!
IF you happen to be a human, and by some minor miracle, YOU DO make the effort and not just spout idle words, then maybe message me, rather than look and judge! Try to make your messages more than three words of "Txt speak" please, and never round them off with "I will message you back soon I promise", as thats means "I wont message back, and I dont care what impression this gives you of me"!
If I've looked at your profile but not messaged, its more than likely
1, You're too far away
2, I've not got the guts!
3, I've messaged you in the past, but you were too rude to take 60 seconds to reply
DONT message me if your very very NOT single. Why are you here if you're not single?
Or if you have your email address on your profile. I dont want to be one of hundreds, been the victim of that, not going back. Dont message me if you have only pictures of you half dressed or half drunk? Do you actually want to give off the impresson that your the next Jordan?? Dont message me if you out for a night of passion, and thats all, dont message me if you dont like kids, dont message me if you after cash, the list goes on...... |
| | First Date |
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Never mind that, first you'd have to convince me your sincere!
Ten quid at Ladbrokes says you cant be bothered, so onto the next bag of gold you go!
(money well spent I think) |
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Paul_Himself has 2 roses that can be sent. |
 Mail Settings (To message Paul_Himself you MUST meet the following criteria.) |
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Female
Age between 27 and 37
Live in United Kingdom
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
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