Hmmmmm, ok, so I only have a size 8 shoe, do you really think that is indicative of anything?

Let's see who is nutty enough to message me now!
And what is up with these animation figures, and why do I feel compelled to use them?

Ok, so I have little to no respect for myself, I am a cheap date, allow myself to be kissed on the first date...maybe even more if you get me drunk enough! ...My self esteem is almost nonexistant (did I spell that right?) and it takes very little to influence me So if you are looking for a guy that does what he is told to do, never talks back or disagrees, is broke, no car, and no future, then hit me up...I 'm your man!

I am looking forward to all you hotties messaging me for a date...just make sure you have a car so you can pick me up! Oh, and a job too so you can pay!

First date is simple...meet some place for a drink and a little conversation. That isn't difficult, is it?