Just looking for someone relaxed and cool and has a disturbed sense of humor. Doesn't take things so seriously but actually has some good tastes buried beneath a crusty exterior...not too crusty. Has to like fun sexy harmless chat with a prediliction for donning politician masks during sexual activity. Extra points for submissive Republicans!
Must know what the capital of Estonia is and not use caps lock. Oh, and a good healthy foot fetish helps.

First, line my car trunk with plastic...wait, that's last date. I kid, but I tend to follow the courting model of Travis Bickle and Thomas Crowne. Actually I suck on first dates, I'm better at 3rd's. Thirds involve a fun day of us grocery shopping together, picking out the best of exotic ingrediants, a kick-ass bottle of 'meal complementing' wine and renting a movie (dvr prefered).
I cook, you put on music, open the wine, drink, sit down, eat, saunter onto the couch, slip in the flick, watch the movie until we get frisky, hit pause, have some hot dirty sex on the couch, release pause, movie ends, go to bed for some more hot dirty sex. Perfect.