Help! I need somebody...HELP!Saw the Beatles in concert live in Dallas!

I'm just an old hippie. Love rockhounding, swimming, bowling, landscaping and gardening, decorating, cooking, cleaning, etc-only don't like heights, drunks, drug addicts, smokers and men who are self-centered and jealous. I don't mind sharing if the other person shares as well. You may go to work and come home to find your whole house redecorated and painted, landscaped with a pond full of KOI. Watch out!

I need a way out of here. I am living in a house,paid for and in my name (no morgage), but built in 1965 and still has all the components of 1965. I need someone to rescue me so I can leave here with my four yorkies and my basic belongings, computer and start writing and painting again. I love horses and motorcycles but don't ride horses very well, being brought up in Dallas and not in the country. -
I don't want this to be based on sex-I like sex and if we are compatible, I will be very happy to sleep with the man who helps me and am a good lover but I can't just jump into the bed with a stranger. I am a bit modest, somewhat overweight from stressing out on sweets but other than that, I don't smoke, drink or take illicit drugs. I have manners and was raised in an educated family. I have my bachlor's degree in education and endorsed in ESL.AND I'm a published writer/still writing.
I also have an aquarium-and a few prized possessions I would want to keep.I'm an artist so I have paintings, stainglass table, curtains I sewed, etc.
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WAKE UP YOU GUYS! I'm a fiction writer.
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I am more of an outdoors person and love gardening and flowerbeds. I play guitar a bit and used to be in bands. I just need to get out of this house-the sooner the better.
I'm a fairly goood cook, great housekeeper and need my little dogs-they are my only comfort, and escape.

I am looking for an honest guy who has a positive attitude, loves animals, rocks (the solid kind)heavy metal music, singing and dancing. I used to be a hippie in the sixties and don't feel much different than then. Don't want old closets opened and discussed. I'm not a big fan of expensive food or clothes. I don't drink and won't start. I can't be around cigarette smoke; it makes me sick. I have a college education and need someone who is intelligent so I won't feel like I'm back in the forth grade teaching again.I am still a flower child-love huge flower gardens and not so bad growing food, either. I love to dance and watch live music-all kinds. Even Carmen (opera). I'm hung up on musicals like Carosel or Oklahoma.
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I prefer long hair but if ya lost yours, don't feel bad. My son did before he turned 36.
I'm a bit overweight and if I wasn't stressed out so much, I could lose it easily but I can't be pushed into being Marilyn Monroe again. I do color my hair-when I'm in the mood. Sometimes it's grey and sometimes, brown, red, blond-whatever is on sale.

I am not a bigot and love discussions and debates over politics. My last job was teaching fourth grade but I spent years as a bartender before returning to College.

I'd love to meet a hippie like me who still loves the beads, bellbottoms and is a geniune flower child. Don't mind kids-taught school a while and raised my rock-star son by myself.

I love Stephen King, Ann Rice and Dean Koonz books-write scary things myself. I also like English Literature romance novels. But my all time favorite was Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt. It dried me out-I cried until all the fluid was making my feet squnch up.
I want to laugh and relax with someone who doesn't dwell on problems and helps me forget my own. I like Motorcycles, convertibles, boats and anything with the wind in my hair. Course, it does get a bit tangled. I wear it long.

I want someone who will paint my toenails, brush my hair and help me work-out so I can lose some weight. I need a partner who cares about life in general-including animals, flowers, trees, air quality, global warming, freedom and peace.

I play the guitar and sing a little, drums, a little and know a bit about the music business-my son recently became a rock star last year and quit this year-too many boobie autographs for my daughter in law. My daughter is in professional advertising using graphic design. Our whole family have college educations and I need someone who is unique, fun and intelligent whom I can communicate with and who must love animals.

First date? Bring a blanket, mosquito repellent, ant spray, sleeping bags and an outdoor cooker (and food of course-hopefully fresh fish) and sleep out by the lake and make a bonfire. I like to watch the moon come up and the sun set. I love the colors of the clouds, the large winged birds (not Teradactyles though) and all the fish in our lake. I like to swim, go boating and comb the beaches for neat objects. I collect just about anything for my KOI pond at my house. I'm a nature freak so if ya like that-we'll do fine together. I am willing to leave all this to find peace.

google me at Janyce Helen Van Es or read my short stories at http://editred.com/easywriter58