I have a sick sense of humor, find a good joke in just about every conversation whether it be personal or professional. Pretty sure if HR heard half of the crap that came out of my mouth I'd be out of a job. ;) I shoot from the hip, sugar-coating is for kids. I don't cook...I can, I just choose not to. I eat breakfast for dinner, quote movies regularly, sing in the shower sometimes, make off hand comments about life and people at Walmart, and I like to kiss....a long, soft, deep, wet kiss that lasts for 3 days. (name that film) And guys, leave out the tongue...you only get one first kiss, don't ruin it.

I'm madly in love with my dog...she gets away with so much crap it's insane, most people would have disowned her by now but I just look at her sweet face and forgive everything in her destructive path...my new cell phone, my USB drive, the carpet. If you don't love obnoxious dogs that think they are human, you need not reply.

I'm outspoken and quirky, I laugh at myself and others....usually others. I enjoy my family more than a good book. I don't keep secrets, I sometimes overstep my boundaries but usually apologize once I sober up. I hate Nascar. I love movie popcorn. Jason Mraz is currently in my CD player. Rap music isn't music, it's noise. I don't have any tatoos, get over it. Fall is my favorite season and apple is my favorite type of pie.

Oh and if all you have to say is "hi, you're cute"...don't bother writing. I need humor, sarcasm and wit....it's like my version of a cocaine addiction. Must have it.

I don't have an ideal date, I just want to laugh until my sides hurt. Sit in silence or spend hours talking about absolutely nothing. Take a walk, take a drive, take a trip to nowhere and be totally content just hanging out. I want to try new things (except sushi...don't even try). You must like Big Spoon otherwise something is considerably wrong with you. Kinda looking for a friend....picnic date, movie buddy, designated driver, whatever works. LOL