I am totally self-sufficient and even have a job that I go to regularly. I am very laid-back, and I am extremely funny. This comes in handy since much of the world is way too serious. But, I do know how to be serious, or to fake it well, at the proper times! I love making people laugh, but sadly I cannot laugh with them since I have a rare disease that causes my ribs to spontaneously fracture if I laugh too hard. I am getting more handsome with every passing month and there is no end in sight. Women seem to love me, or at least laugh at even my most mediocre jokes. I have loose bowels and a penchant for large words. I still get a kick out of seeing my tongue red after eating a cherry Icee and buy T-shirts one size too small so it looks like my skinny biceps and pecs are bigger than they really are. I do (on average) 7 overhand pull-ups a day. As for you! Be laid back, have NO more than 2 pieces of emotional baggage that will easily fit under the seat in front of you or in the overhead bin and please have a sense of humor! Don't take life too seriously, understand the basics of: everything happens for a reason, and be able to go with the flow---be flexible both physically and mentally. Since I have no idea what I am doing here and you may not either, try me and see what happens. It may be fireworks or it may be a flickering candle....we shall see!I'm a pilot and I travel almost 20 days a month, which makes "normal" relationships a bit tricky sometimes.

Also, A Note to Women posting pictures...Posting pictures of yourself with handsome men that arent clearly your brother or father is kind of shooting yourself in the foot on a dating web site...also, if you post more pics of your dog/cat than yourself, we're not gonna be a match.