Don't think about what you are reading, just acknowledge that it is extremely clever and you have been captivated by my words.

I have never bought any type of lotion or moisturizer ever and I plan to keep my streak alive.

I just moved back to San Diego on 10/28/2009 after a 6 month hiatus. I am Mexican and Italian, kind of like a spicy meatball.

I am a really cute ugly guy. I am the smartest knucklehead you will ever meet.

My name is Ron but I look more like a Juan.

I am 30 but I only look 29 and 3/4. Send me a message, I will respond even if you are a 73 year old left handed Asian woman with bad eyesight...

I like all types of girls, big, small, short, tall you name it. I have only been with 1 woman for the past 10 years so I'm more loyal and faithful than Kocker-spaniel(misspelled on purpose to avoid having ****** in my profile.) Now I'm divorced because she cheated.

6 months ago I gave up some really bad vices that were holding me down, my wife was one of them. Now I'm single and ready to jingle for the holiday season.

Quit eyeball F'ing my profile and send me a message already...

Anything will do as long as it ends with us kissing...