about me....

i oversee my family's companies and have a great career.... i love all animals but presently have 3 deranged but very loved cats.... one of which taught her self to brush her own teeth and now i have a cat with its own electric toothbrush.... go figure....

i love travelling, esp. anywhere warm and frequent our home in florida; i love reading, movies, going out and staying in.... i have a huge passion for music as well....

things about YOU: you are confident, intelligent, self assured, love family, friends and are honest, loyal, funny, sexy and want to be my other half....

i need someone who will walk with me at my side, not in front, not behind.... and sees the potential for an incredible future, not dwelling in the horrors of relationships past....

if this sounds remotely appealling let's talk!


POSTSCRIPT OCT 15:

i am really beginning to wonder about a lot of you / this place....

apparently some of you need to get lessons on how to interact within the computer medium, then again, it does act as a great red flag to immediately reveal a lot of emotional issues out of the gate.... lol

i am now of the opinion that a lot of you really dont know why youre on here, havent got over some guy that screwed you over 10 years ago or are pissed at God knows what.... lol

for the 2 of you left reading this and can relate


let's chat....

*grin*



TOTALLY NEW ON-GOING BLOG.... !!!! **** !!!! ****

ok, since the dating world has almost sapped me of my will to live, i will instead turn my attention to my on commentary regarding why you women are NOT finding the men of your dreams based on your profiles and activities on here.... and personally, i dont care what you think of me or my profile, this is MY page and I get to comment on other issues here lol

take this in the spirit of lewis black.... if you dont know who he is google him or watch the daily show....


alright here we go.... HAHAHAHA....

oct 27 - ladies your "speling is atroshus" for the love of God, if you want a decent guy, frig, it's "SENSE of humour" NOT 'sence'.... nothing can kill a first impression than that one line....

oct 27 - this is the classic.... nothing more hysterical than seeing some of you with the multiple filters on (ie not looking for an intimate encounter, one night stand, whatever....) and then in your text we get some rollicking discourse on why you should be respected as a person, and that you are really tired of all the dirty comments etc. blah blah blah blah but you have 8 pictures up, 7 of which are you in a thong, pushing your b oo b s together and bending over for the camera provocatively.... sadly, most of you dont see the sad irony in this.... you cant have it both ways.... you want respect, then you need a better picture layout than a maxim magazine photo shoot reject....

ok thats it for today.... *grin* tune in next time when i observe something else ridiculous on here

hugs and kisses

oct 29 - well well, hasnt my little blog created a fun stir.... lol fyi so far the response is overwhelmingly 'pro' about 98% of you 'get' the humour and 2% of you have further lost your minds and with your ranting lectures just further prove my point! (the best was one email ranting at me about my rant about poor spelling and the email was jammed with spelling errors (or should i say speling airers?))

so ladies, fair is fair, obviously us guys are probably just as ridiculous on here, if you have the horror story let me know, i will gladly put it up....

oct 30 - COOKING lol ok this should be a good one.... to my utter amazement there are a whole bunch of you on here that are in your late 20's and 30's that apparently not only can you NOT cook, but are actually proud of it.... do you have ANY idea how low down the food chain of humanity that is? really? let me be clear, this is not an old school mysoginist anti-feminist rant - this is life and survival HELL, even I took frigging lessons and can cook (ladies i make a killer salmon and also chicken) lol but these are basic life skills

here's what goes through my mind when i read this tripe - you say you want kids, but are proud you cant cook.... and the future kids are going to eat what? frozen meals? fast food? WOW.... impressive! way to lure the good guys right into a date....
ladies, these are basic life skills that EVERYBODY should know, men AND women.... and the fact that some of you are beyond proud of this shocks me.... the next thing that goes through our minds is: well, what other basic every day skills cant she do? clean? fill out a chequebook? if she cannot cook, does she have a messy home? we think these things.... and so should you women about us men.... it goes both ways....

but really, being an incapable idiot who cant boil water is bad enough....being proud of it and then wanting kids is inexcusable....

if i can master the art of basic food prep. AND have it taste good, so can any of you....


*grin*

ok so far the responses are still overwhelming in favour of my blog, and that a lot of you are being highly entertained, AND apparently many of you have some doozie horror stories on here with the men as well.... i will keep you all posted....

NOV 8 - age / weight / HEELS ok i have been off for a few days....but here i am!!!! let's get rigth to it for all of you asking for a new entry....
first: heels / height.... next to cooking, NOTHING kills me on here more than some female who goes on and on about how she wants to be accepted for her personality, blah blah blah blah and her inner whatever, then goes on to say: ' i wont date guys under 6', i wear heels, YOU do the math' ok i will.... HOW much of your life is going to be traipsing around a bar in heels? go have 2 kids and tell me about your pradas.... cripes, you want to be respected as a person, then go off and list a physical attribute as a pre-requsite....hysterical....nothing screams high maintenence more than this convoluted thinking....imagine if a guy wrote, accept me for me, but i will only date girls with big b oobs, or only with a size x waist.... you guys would have apoplectic seizures....

NOV 25 - FACEBOOK WALL POSTINGS ok, we are veering off a bit her, but i NEED to know something, and it IS a female thing: what is it that drives you guys to continually send CRAP to evertyones super walls on facebook? i mean really!!!! i swear if i see one more irish sex fairy charm, or the frigging cute friendship bear or one more "pass this token of our neverending friendship" post to ALL the rest of my friends post etc. i am gonna lose it.... lol ladies, do yourselves a favour: STOP IT, no really - STOP it.... its beyond stupid.... if you like me, or each other so much, take the frigging time to WRITE a personal note; i dont care if youre that lonely that your days are spent fwd-ing stupid mass posts but create a second profile and send them to yourselves.... i think i spend half my day deleting the same post over and over from everyone.... lol wildly funny vids, please send.... everything else.... please, its SOOOOOO fake and trite its not funny....

so, this week's question is: WHY do you send them? guys dont do it, this is 100% a female thing.... do you think you will get the bad luck threatened if you DON'T send them? are you all that bored? i NEED to know the 'why'.... lol

ok, i'm off to go finish prepping my new hot tub, which is where the inspiration for my next blog is coming from in 100 degree heat at 2 am LOL i think i need a new space to write this because i am basically out of space.... any suggestions anyone? do i email everyone? otherwise i have to start erasing stuff.... let's take a vote.... oh and yahoo for me.... after literally 100's of awesome emails form you guys, i received my 3rd peice of hate mail today.... apparently my blog is evil go figure.... *hugs and such* g.