My Self-Summary
Im very chubby, I make Queen Latifah look anorexic.

I like to laugh and be laughed at and to laugh at people.

I love life.

I like to eat.

I like to masturbate. I like to pray. I like to talk to my best friend (shes the hot [sexy] user named khyberstar) every day and until she calls me her little slut in our language of origin I can not sleep at night.
What I’m doing with my life
Im going to a shitty school and getting a shitty degree and will work a shitty job for the rest of my life. If you like taco bell or wendys Ill hook you up because that is my future.
I’m really good at
Making fun of people.

Making anyone laugh in the oddest situations

Giving dirty looks

drinking orange soda

touching myself

with my mouth

being a hypocrite
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a gap in my two front teeth
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
The kamasutra

I like any type of food except pork because my mom said that id go to hell if i ate it.

My favorite movie is The mighty ducks 1 2 and 3
The six things I could never do without
My best friend + My brother + Orange soda + Food + my laptop and the internet ( thats one) .. ok hold on let me count how many that is real fast .. um lastly.. erm erm erm. MY CELL PHONE
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to kill myself.

Ways to make more money so I can eat more taco bell and drink more orange soda

( mountain dew isnt too bad either)

and I think about sex a lot too.

and I think of what I would do if I won the lottery like every poor person out there
On a typical Friday night I am
Making money on the streets

spending money on the streets

being halal

being haraam

( LOOK IT UP ****)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Im all jokes :)

and that I dont have a hairy and dark vagina sorry folks :(
You should message me if
If you dont want ass

and also
plz if youre old enough to be my dad spare me and message someone youre own age. Gross ICKY WICKY OLD FARTS