Hmm.. "talk about yourself and what makes you unique?" Oh well, it's definitely not Drew Pinsky asking this, I can tell ya that.. otherwise I would have felt like Andy****reading and responding to that one somehow.. oh I dunno..

It would probably take a lifetime x infinity to fully fathom, or rather comprehend what truly makes me 'unique.' You'd have to first see past the thick 'cootchie' brows (or so I've been told by Lisa Lampanelli anyway.. (shrug))and sort of 'goofy-ish' appearance first in order to see 'me.' Yes, I love my 'cartoons', video games and other 'conforming' pleasures but I do take it upon myself to invite the good ol' Sam Shepard boy down the block to the kid's party too, ya understand? My thoughts, influences, ideas stemming from so much hi-brow/lo-brow (there's that word 'brow' again.. (sigh))fare out there all connect like the Verizon network to give you some of the most 'colorful' rapport I can afford ya.

Most importantly you must know this.. I take life as it comes and still manage to find new 'definitions' for the word 'mundane' day after day and therefore try to do my part in teaching that to those I dearly love, support and trust with my 'heart' as well. Just comes with the territory ;)

By the way, as long as you're wasting precious 'True Blood' or other such androgynous soft-porn time by visiting and kindly reading my profile (.. insert gratuitous 'hi mom' witty response here)at least send me a message. It would be like wasting a hard earned quarter by hanging up w/o leaving a crank voice mail of some kind.... no?

Anyway thanks for your time
peace, love, and soul..

Well, anything (non-illegal apparently.. ) just as long as it doesn't entail a beckoning aural exchange of slurps, crunches, smacks, and crinkling of lobby munchie consumption in a 'dark' room where you're supposed to remain 'quiet.' Bad eating habits are an ice breaker, dig?