I'm gonna try reply to all the messages but this site is CRAZY haha

Im a British guy moving to California in the next few months looking to get to know a few people before i make the big move.

I may sound like a jerk but it is what it is.
I do what I want, when I want, and I expect you to be the girl that does what I
want when I want it.
Also, you had better have an attitude. I'm looking for a girl who will drink me under the
table in a****ail dress, a girl who’s wild enough to dance topless on a table at a bar,
and she knows how to turn heads in heels for a night out on the town.
You need to be the type of girl who has no problems exploring her wild side, and who is
so uninhibited that you can make me blush on occasion. I won’t put up with any of this
“looking at me with innocent eyes, acting as if that devil on your shoulder isn't
whispering all the naughty things you want to do with me in your ear.” When you get an
urge, you had better follow it.
I'm young enough to do it as much as i like and old enough to do it right.
I'm going to give you a lot of sh*ttoo, and you better be able to give it right back. You
need to know what you want and want it right now, without apologizing for it. You don't
have to be a model for us to go out, but if you are a model, be prepared to show me that
all of you are not as crazy and emotional as what I’ve had to put up with in the past. If
you think you are up to the challenge, and I think you have what it takes to spend time
with me, we might just work out.

Whatever it is will be the best date you've ever had.

And you'll be leaving the next morning with a smile on your face.