Are you out there? If you are, email me. This is what you get....
I'm honest, loyal, work hard, and like to have fun. Wait, I lied. I love to have fun. So much for honest.
I am looking for someone who has the same qualities (except the lying part). My ideal woman likes a little pampering and the car door opened for her. She can be independent, but prefers a man to change her oil and get rid of spiders. I love the sea and the sand between my toes and I am an expert sea glass finder. If it matters, I smoke an occasional cigar (health fanatics should get over themselves), don't have a hairy back, and am not part neanderthal. My best qualities are that I always return the shopping cart, cover my mouth when I cough and cut my sandwiches diagonally. Oh yeah, if you like to fish, I can teach you to do it with a fly rod. As you know, reel men, play with their flies.