I got a thing for fish with no eyes
Who swim deep in the sea
With nothing to see


I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator travelling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.






*Just looking to make some new friends, nothing more, nothing less*

As long as it does not involve going to your sister's for Easter dinner, chasing beaver at Paradise Island or getting stuck in your truck on the side of a hill for twelve hours. Those things have already been done.