May I respectfully suggest you Goggle,or just go to, www.myplaylist.com/rumple49,....."FIRST".

There're are plenty more pics there too.{and another more to the point disertation there to,lol.}

IF NOT..Kindly 'READ NO FURTHER'..take the time,or don't waste your Dime,or mine..

COZ YOU WON'T EVEN APPRICIATE,what I'm really looking for,OR WHERE I'M COMING FROM,OR THE FOLLOWING DISSERTATION/BOOK..LMAO....SI...EET'S TRUE..

{ MUSIC,IS THE PRIMARY REASON I'M ON THE BIG COB WEB HERE TO BEGIN WITH.!}

as someone's Diversi-fried 150+ Tunes,and somewhat OUT OF THE BOX tastes in Music,and out of the Preverbial Box THINKER...

From Joe****r,{They Blocked out Joe's last Name,dah},Andrea Bocelli,{with Christina Agular,yet},David Garett,and the Classics,to Willie,Chet Atkins,Chris Gains,{Garth Brook's alter ego",and some others that will be,like Nora,Aretha,Barbara,Celine Dion,Janis Ian,Ms. Cassidy,and My own Poingnant Soul Music..

THE White Blues Lady.."Ms. Bonnie Raitt"; will tell ya a lot more about a Body,than a bunch of Idol Chit Chat ever will.

As for My other Hall Mark experiances,and Kodak Moments on here???..Damn,lol.

After raising,7 kids,{and one of their Mommies}..
I simply stuck a fork in my own funny ass.

Hey,Girls..Kindly Listen up,and Pay Attention....
"I'm a 'Lover',not a Fighter",
{anymore,Ha Ha Ha ..as I quit Hockey,Beer,Watching Sports, Farting on Couches,and Bar Brawls 40 yrs. ago..}

Never find a Kind nice Vintage young at heart,sweet ol Broad like that HUH?

Huggin,and Kissin,are much more fun,for some Poor,but Spoiled,and Loved Lucky Princess.


As in.."Nothing Ventured..Nothing Gained"..What a Bunch of Crap,lol..

Unfortunatly Opposits,'Don't always attract' one another.lol.No Chit Rump.

If you're the least bit masculine,or some Control Freak...

"Oh WOW Hun,what's That you're Growing down there",??..
"cover your ass,and Run for your life RJ."lol.

Just Color my Happy {once Georgous,Perky},Ass Gone.lmao...and F Me Runnin..lol..

Like Hollering FIRE,in a crowded theater..where's the Fire Escape/Exit,See ya,Babe...

So Upward,and Onward with the Comedy of Daily Life,for all Real Troupers/Soldiers,and Delectable,Delisious,and Dillegent Diva's,and very few real Dynomite Damsels left on the Planet,I guess.

Guess as Y'all Kin plainly see..I'm no Freaking Quitter either.

As an Eternal Optimist,and also an Incureably Romantic Pisces....
{Not Hopeless,trust me,on that one..lol}

I need a Dating sight like a 2nd Willie....{ I can get in Plenty Nuff trouble with just one Mr. Happy.thanks.}

Just looking for ONE LAST GREAT ONE>

so anyway..let's see who's Sport Fishing on the Pond here again,this season...

{No Great White's,Scorpio's,or other Sting Rays Please.}
I'm Good,but Thanks anyway,lol

So If you're an Independent,'Openminded',Bright,Whitty,Charming,Feminine Gal.,and have enough personallity to at least Fog up a Mirror...{Very Important}lol..
{and so Sorry,but NO Virgo,Gemini,Taurus,or Esspecially Scorpio Princesses,{Ouch !} need apply.

Hey Ladies... 8 out of 12 ain't so bad...nobody's Perfect right??..se Moi Aussi,se tout,se la Vei.Salu..lol

So if you're "NOT Anything Like that Misserable,Crazy Kate",yet still one of the other Great Eight...Kindly give me a Holler..

I'm much more interested in what's between you Ears 'First',!
coz if that's not Compatible???..Oh Well..?

Let's just say,ya won't be having any of my Loving Frunch for desert EVER..either.
Sorry..Not tonight,or any other night DEAR...,

coz..My funny ass is plenty soar,and I'm all stocked up with Nuts for the Winter,but thanks ever so much anyway,but I've got a Perminent Headache"....

Hey; I like a Kiss,Chocolate,some shmuzzin,or at least some nice Flowers first too.

Otherwise I'm reasonably Polite,Bright,Witty,Charming,have always been self employed,an Independant,Patriotic,well mannered,Educated.
{Actally Forced at gun point off to a British Boarding School}..
Happy,and always Respectful of a Ladies needs first,and Wishes,{To a Point,lol}

Kindly be height,and weight proportionate,{a "FEW" extra lbs. to me..IS a FEW,Period.}.NOT someone who shops at Lane Bryant,or Tampa Tent,and Awning}.

Sorry.. as I only have a Half Ton Pickup.

Otherwise...Very simply..just Be Happy,Be Yourself,and Be Honest......and Pretty Please....no Broom driving;
"He Done me Wrong" ; Angry Hazels,with Pointy hats,and Constant Needy Issues,or Drama Queens need apply.

My old Hound Charlie,and I are real happy Lads now,and plan to stay that way too,lol..I also Love all other Mamals,and Animals..except Snakes,and Lizzards..
{But they all do taste like Chicken,and make great Boots,and Belts too..}

Just be Honest,Witty,and of Great Humor,,a Lady in the Parlor,and a Trollop in the Boudoir.....or be gone..
I may even consider having my lips surgically sewn on to the Right deserving ass.

I've had Experts trying to fool me for yrs. now,
so Don't even go there Einstein,or open Pandora's Poignantly Sarcastic Box either..
Bad Move Matilda,no Waltzing ,or Nice Din Din for you my dear....

"What's that Mame???....a Table for one AGAIN....lol..?".lmao..

Besides... Carlin,Rickles,Craig Ferguson,and Lewis Black,will Jump out,and get cha all at once,lol.

I'm sure by now you can just imagine some of the Names if been called..Oh Boy,I just Love Flattery,esspecially from Illiterate,Bible Thumping Eccleasiastical Zealots,and other Moronic Dullards.
As my old NYC Friend once said...

"Thou shalt keep thine relgion to thy self"...Georgie Carin..

or even the Biblical Parables....like..
"Judge not,,,lest ye be Judged"...
OR "Let he/she without Sin,{or Humor},Cast the first Big Rock"..

BUT;.. on a more possitive note, Most Men,dishonest,Chauvenistic,Bashful,or Boring were never mentioned.Lucky me..

So if ya want to do something old fashioned,and Mundain,like Dinner and a Movie..

You'll have to send me a note,coz I can't hear ya from here, and I'll give you my direct #....

I'm NOT Looking for typing Buddies ,or a House Frau either,as I cook,Clean ,Sew,do my own shopping, laundry,and pick up after myself too..OMG..

Just NOOO More Tap Tap Tapping.....
It's just NOT what I do Best.

{Sorry to be so Brief.}lol..

Peace ,my most sincere best wishes,and Love to all..
and Big Warm {{{HUGZ}}},RJ,or Rob,xx






May I also most sincerly wish everyone else, Great Fortune,and best of luck in finding their Soul Mate as well.
{And while y

First Off,Nothing that Involves ANY MORE Painful Typing:OMG.
NOOOOO....Thank ya Jesus.lol..

But something much more simple IS..,
like Looking into someones eyes,{which really are the Window to someone's Soul},over a nice meal,and let Mother Nature go to work..
{Or Not},Oh Boy,lol

I'm cool either way,Girls...
All I can Promise is you won't be Bored,or Molested....
{unless you asked me to jump out of a Cake...Real Nicely,Now.lol}

and if your Funny Bone,hasn't been Surgically removed;
You'll Probably just laugh your ass off for desert,and I'll even get the Check too..what a guy..

Rome wasn't built in a day either,Trust and Romance like fine Brandy; takes some Time too...

Such a deal...soooo where we Going,Cutie..??Hurry..coz I'm gettin Hungry,lol.

I live every day,like it was the last day on Earth,coz who the hell knows these days..It may just be.!So should you be full of similar good Spirits..

So PLEASE.....also enjoy the Spontinaeity,and joy of Life,as I do daily..

Absolutly NO WHINING Concervitives,anymore 'More' Drunks,OR TIGHT ASSES,{Figureativly Speaking,of coarse,lol},WHATSOEVER..