I like many things but not nearly as many things as deserve to be liked. I dislike quite a few more things than I like, but luckily the things that I dislike are things that require me to not like them.

To all users; those of you who have claimed in your profiles, that you do not drink:
Why are you not dead from dehydration?
I drink loads, mostly to prevent death.
Sometimes, when I'm feeling really outrageous - I eat food too.

Good times: dancing in the kitchen with my kids, snow, my family and friends, reading, my job, olives, guitar hero, "House", Scott Matthews, eating great food that I didn't have to cook, orangutans, funny people, arguing, music of all kinds(except "free jazz"), arguing, walking my stupid dog, almonds, laughing until your ribs hurt, being right, Scottish accents, snogs that last for about 2 days, "Mock the week", being sarcastic, Gary Cherone, chocolate, "8 out of 10 cats", having good hair days, clean sheets, oh and of coarse......James Mcavoy!!!!

Bad times: Getting up early when knackered, arguing, smelly people, spiders, picnics on the beach, the news(usually), bigots, bathing my stupid dog, pretentiousness, ill fitting bras, not knowing what I'm missing, being wrong, thongs, bullies, queuing, having to leave early when having a great time, feet, loneliness, Jim Davidson,
hangovers, broad beans and running out of milk when I really want cereal.

I cannot abide narrowmindedness (is that supposed to be one word?) and I generally don't suffer fools, unless they are paying my wages.

Without wishing to be unkind, anyone with the complete inability to string together at least one coherent sentence, need not send me a message. Thankyou. Incidently if you have no idea what I mean by that then, jog on and best of luck to you! XX

Have you seen Avatar?......That Pandora looks pretty groovy!!! Or.....maybe....Mcdonalds, not quite as far, but equally exotic!!