Well, here we are! Both of us are sick of the bar scene, you're tired of hearing the pickup lines and I'm tired of saying them I'm an easy-going guy who has learned from life's mistakes, but always willing to take the chance at making more. People seem to like me, kids share their candy with me...squirrels will eat out of my hand, and stray dogs have a tendency to hug my leg! I can kill spiders if you ask me, but I may need your help with the centipedes....those things are creepy. I can usually open jars but like most men, I will eat something else if it doesn't open within a couple of minutes. Many women have said that I have great cuticles and that they would kill for them. I'm not sure what they are and I'm to afraid to ask. I just hope it's not a slang term for breasts. That's it for now, maybe we can share some laughs in the future.

P.S. A mental connection is only half the puzzle...please have a picture to share.

First dates are like a visit to the doctor...your pulse races, your blood pressure rises and you try to remember if you've put on clean underwear. Bungee jumping is out of the question, ever since that incident with my suspenders and the swings when I was a kid. I'm scarred for life. A nice dinner at a restaurant overlooking the lake is a good start. Great conversation, lots of laughs and a walk along the boardwalk to burn off dessert. Sound good?

Female
Age between 35 and 47