Talk about myself? I thought that was a turn off, so I'll keep it shortª

Hello, my name is Lex, and I thrive on self-deprecation and mutual indignation. I enjoy finding relief in fun and novel ways to cope with such interpersonal conflicts. Hell, I love games; Boardwalk is my proverbial bailliwick *rimshot* if this piques your curiousity, by all means read on. If you have no idea what I'm rambling about, or perhaps have run out of Ritalin, be warned haha..

Ok Short list:
I'm fun-loving. I'm sincere. I'm passionate and affectionate. I'm open-minded. I can listen! I'm white but I have rhythm. I'm cerebral (nerdy at times). I'm strong yet sensitive. I can talk (duh)! I'm a hard worker. I go down smooth with a twist of lime.

I have too many interests to list in the above keywords. I love new experiences. I'm always trying to learn new things, ask questions, read, expand my worldview, pick up new hobbies, etc etc. I strive to become the quintessential renaissance man who can engage anyone in a convo on any topic, with . I grew up like an army brat who hitched a ride with a Gypsy (sorry, Roma) caravan and can't remember how many times I've had to start over in a new location.

Well, as for what I like...
I live for engaging, challenging repartee in between juicy flirts. I like maturity yet desire a youthful zeal and innocent, wonderous outlook on life. I love big expressive eyes, a disarming smile and a contagious giggle. I value strength and independence, yet adore the sublime feminine. I cherish diversity and variety; color or ancestry don't break my deals. My physical type is...tantalizing. I dont do the whole laundry-list based elimination BS. Whatever assemblage of features combine in an interesting way and stick out of a crowd to *MY* eye is what I seek.

And just to add a pinch of negativity to this alphabet soup: two traits that I poorly deal with are closed-mindedness and self-centeredness. If you exude these "qualities" en masse, then I'm sure someone else will appreciate you for "who you are" a little bit more than I :)

~~Laugh at my [dumb] jokes and we'll have a fun time -split my sides in return [with your own material], and..lets just stay within the PoF theme and say...hook, line, sinker.~~

ªShort is a...relative thing

Spontaneity: this is my chance to 'wow' you, so why give you a spoiler?