My mom made me join this site because she says that I am a nice guy (aren't we all) and would like for someone else to hang out with me for a change. I would always try to realistically consider myself unworthy of your attention, and am used to being made fun of. Understandably, delusions of granduer rarely surface. Slovenly, and way out of shape, I have limited my daily goal to keeping my shoes tied. This less than stellar writer will lazily promise to both bore you and bother you at the same time. Favouite animal being the sloth, I am naively assuming (you know what happens when we assume) that I just might (but realistically not) be worth a try. Hopefully this is enough words for my lame description which while relatively short, can be considered verbose due to its empty content. Contact me if you would like to know more - (wait a minute - that certainly won't work as there is no more)- contact me anyways - especially if you feel charitible or would like to know less.

Successfully convince you to overcome your overwhelming underwhelment and not sprint away within the first nintey seconds or less.