Ladies and not Gentlemen: Welcome to the superficial dating gaaaaaaame!
I’m your host for then next few minutes and require no introduction… Ok so you know how this works… WE give YOU 3 Prospective bachelors to choose from… And you pick the wrong one!

So, let’s get down to business.

Bachelor number 1, is a tall, tanned lady killer, and likes expencive clothing, uses over 40 hair products every morning, and likes his “biatches” blonde haired and blue eyed. Bachelor number 1 also has a self professed PHD white-boy “thugonomics” and “420”,
And is currently employed at (insert university here) as a career student

Bachelor number 2 enjoys collecting stamps, pocket protectors, plaid shirts and sweater vests. Bachelor number 2 also enjoys long cozy nights in front of his X-box, relaxing with that special someone… Bachelor number 2 is currently also seeking his 7th job of 2009 and has been “holding out for a Management position with the right company”. Bachelor number 2 also hopes to one day "kiss a real girl".

Bachelor number 3 is a 34 year old male who is pretty laid back and open to almost anything that gets him out of the house and into the sun. He enjoys camping, Kayaking, playing guitar, Rollerblading, Hiking with his dogs, and much more.

Bachelor number 3 has been employed with the same company for just over 15 years, and generally has all the usual responsibilities of a guy his age. He comes as a drama and baggage free person, and he strives to keep things that way... Bachelor number 3 also recently completed his 3rd art show. And currently has installed some of my pieces in a local business.

Bachelor number 3 at times considers himself a writer, and is currently working on an “e-book” he would like to one day to either publish, or at least self publish. Bachelor number 3 tends to be a creative thinker, and LOVES to build things. He usually tackle projects without too much pre-planning. And loves taking on design challenges which shows in his more artistic pieces.

Bachelor number 3 hopes you are…

A DRAMA FREE person, who has a DRAMA FREE life. Kids are fantastic by me, and generally kids like me…So as long as I'm not expected to be INSTANT DADDY after two dates, we’re ok. If you have "baggage" (we all have a little) make sure it's not the kind that is not going to become an issue for me too.... It's just not cool. (And seriously… If you have that type baggage, you are either a drama Queen, or shouldn’t be dating). You should also be... Confidant and comfortable with who you are. Able to carry on a conversation, and at least reasonably intelligent (about more important issues then “cute shoes you found at Aldo”). Generally speaking I’m an average guy seeking an average woman for friendship with potential for more.

Well Bachelorette... It's time for you to choose...


If you've made it this far, Maybe you should message me. If you’re waiting on me to message you… Then give me a hint… (Send me a message). Seriously… What have you got to loose?

Well I guess you have to decide which of the three you want first... If you pick number 3 then we'll figure it out when we need to