Hello... I try to keep my true age a secret because I usually get away with being 25. Last year I got carded for alcohol. YA DANCER!

I am a super hero by trade, an angel from a higher dimension fighting against tyranny and wickedness to make the world a better place. My super hero alter ego is The Pink Rabbit and as long as there is a nearby phone box to transform in I will emerge dressed in a pink rabbit suit wherever I am needed for a little comedy relief. My super hero powers are seeing in the dark (lots of carrots), bouncing around uncontrollaby (not very useful) and an insatiable sexual appetite (not good when your single). Whereas these powers are pretty useless by themselves when you put them together you will understand why Im a superhero!

I am a very spiritual person and my partner would also need to be if there was to be a chance for a long term "thing" between us. Wether that be friendship or anything more. I am also completety barking mad so if you dont find the above statement funny it would be better if you didnt contact me.

I love all music except country and western which I hate with a passion. Did I mention that I really hate country and western music. I took part in a square dance at a wedding when I was young. It was really ugly, I think I am scarred for life. When it comes to clubbing I guess im a bit of a techno head. You will NEVER get me into a chart pop party, I would rather stay at home.

My friends have described me as a "situationalist art terrorist", I dont know what that means. I do a bit of event organising for a few charities now and again. I also enjoy writing. Right now im working on my second book, after I realised that my first one was crap this seemed like a good idea. The second one is also looking to be a bit crap but hopefully by the third one i will get the hang of it.

My goals in life are to be happy and to make other people happy. Everything else is secondary to happiness and friendship. Except love which is the true reason why we exist. One day Im going to write a film that isnt crap. Money is nothing to me. It is an invention by those who have it so that those who dont cant have it.

Typically Long after I am dead the world will recognise my genius and perhaps I will be revered like gandhi or buddah. Until then nothing that I do will have any cash value. Ridiculously by then nothing will have cash value because we will live in a perfect utopian society where people do things for people without expecting money, asking only for love as payment.

Oh lastly.. the thing about drugs.. i dont take heroine for god sake... I like a bit of a spliff now and again.. if I go clubbing or whatever I might take a pill. Thats about it. Im also trying to stop smoking.

Doesnt this section ruin the mystery??? just so you know this would never be our first date because you would know exactly the script of the evening. That kind of spoils it. So if it was anyone I didt meet on POF i would do this, if it was someone who I met on POF i would take you on a wild and crazy mystery adventure.

My ideal first date would start with a daytime walk & talk in nature to get to know a person. Perhaps a picnic by the river side with a bottle of red wine (has to be red). If there wasnt a picnic (it mnight be raining) then I would take you for a meal in a restaurant. Then there would be dancing, a live music show, a kaeligh or a nightclub perhaps. Afterwards like a perfect gent I will walk you to your door and if it was an ideal date you would invite me in for coffee where we would talk till the wee hours. There might even be kissing. Just so you know if, after all that, you fancy me, you have to kiss me on the cheek. Otherwise, being crap at this sort of thing, I would be completely oblivious to the fact that you fancy me.