"Well I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job, I'm your average white suburbanite slob, I like football and porno and books about war, I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor" - A$$hole by Denis Leary

If you're still with me after that...lol

I'm a really hard worker and I give 100% to achieve my goals. I am currently working at getting into the advertising industry, but if that fails I'm also looking at the police force :) I am the hardest person in the world to offend and can find a joke in almost any situation. I'm a big sports nut, if you're reading above I like hockey, football, NASCAR and baseball

I have a love of stand up comedy and think its one of the best forms of entertainment...I've actually got a note book of my own material that I haven't been brave enough to try out anywhere. I'm a movie buff...my favourite movie can sometimes change weekly. I'm also into some light reading...mostly books by comedians...big surprise there right?...

I like to cook also...I'm getting pretty good with the barbecue but I'm no Gordon Ramsay..I also like to work out frequently, just at home with the weights...I'm no muscle man though, so you're not gonna see any "gun shows" on here hehe

I guess to wrap this up I'm very laid back and like to be myself and am looking for somebody who can take all the good and have the patience to deal with the quirks :)

It really depends on the girl...I have fun just about anywhere, so it doesn't matter. Maybe a baseball game, museum tour, seeing a live band somewhere, wall climbing, mini-putt...whatever, as long and we can have fun and talk.