i've been sitting here for about 10 minutes editing and re-editing to make my profile seem "perfect"...it's not happening. SO, i'm just gonna talk about myself honestly and bluntly.

i'm not perfect. i'm far from perfect. i smoke. i gamble. i make terrible jokes at inappropriate times. i tend to swear way too much, even though a have a plethora of words in my vocabulary. i'm not good looking. i can't handle my alcohol. i am obviously a terrible marketer.

i am, however, a nice guy. i'll open doors for ladies. i can't start my meal until everyone's ready to eat. i can make you laugh, as all my jokes aren't vulgar or stupid. i can adapt to most any situations in almost any environment.

i don't mind being the designated driver. i love to have fun. i can almost finish the toronto star crossword (WITHOUT cheating). i cannot do sudoku. i can sit and watch how i met your mother and grey's anatomy AND have a discussion about it afterwards. i will also watch football every sunday and give you my opinion on why the leafs suck.

i play sports even though i'm terrible at them. i'm really good at tetris. i suck at all other games. i buy books like most families buy groceries. i'll watch almost any movie and criticize the crap out of it if it sucks. i like to sing in my car and at karaoke. i am a terrible TERRIBLE singer, but i don't really care. i drink green apple green tea from TEN RENs.

i'm looking for an equal. i need someone who can be like me, but at the same time can be the complete opposite of me. i am not looking for a fling. i am in search for something serious. i have a steady mind and steady life and would like a steady relationship.

so...that's me. send a msg if you wanna chat and get to know each other more. if not, good luck to you.