| | I'm a good swimmer, I love karate, I've climbed 10 mountains, I skydive once a month (it's such a rush man) I smoke 3 packs a day...got something to say? I'll give head no problem but don't get off in my nice towels, they're never soft again and I'll beat your ass for it. I love movies...I pee easily so I try to stay away from comedy...I love buying skimpy out fits for a night out on the town. I don't like stupid ****es, stay the **** away from my page. If you're past the age of 40 don't talk to me, I'm too young, get a life asswipe. I have a phobia of hair, I want everything shaved it's gross sh*tso take care of it, I don't want to feel like I'm climbing through a jungle searching for something. My friends are my world so treat them like the princess you treat me. I ****, I yell, I through sh*tbut you do it and you're ass is grass. I drive a 99' dodge caravan to haul me three children in (they're a pain in my ass...don't recommend them) my ex husband is in prison for selling his body out for a living ( I thought he was a bar bouncer not a woman bouncer) sh*thappens...you get over it. I'm friendly if ya want to chat : ) |
