I am currently a Junior at the University of South Alabama majoring in Speech Pathology and Audiology. Just sharing nights with my best friends is my favorite thing to do. I don't want kids because they don't fit the lifestyle I want to lead. I'm sorry, but if you have children, its best just to not contact me because I don't want anyone else's either. I am in love with my Pomeranian, Koda. She is my child. I love anything on the water... beach, river, fishing, etc. I would like to speak someone intelligent because I've dealt with too many idiots. I like to call myself witty and I definitely have a good sense of humor. Just now back in the game so we'll see how I do. And please, if you don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' or 'to' and 'too' don't waste my time. Go to school. Sorry, it's just that I don't have the time or patience to waste on uneducated people who are usually the ones who always have to be right.

If you have a body shot of you in a mirror with a shirt off on your profile, please do not contact me. I have no patience for any more vain people in my life.

Obviously, though, saying this on my profile doesn't work because a lot of jackasses don't even read what I have to say and contact me with their mirror shot asking questions about my major and whether I am in school. They look at a picture then send a message. Nice.

Brittany talked me into this. But it could be hilarious or fun.

I love stand up so my ideal date would be finding local comedians to go see and maybe have a drink afterward.