I'm a malevolent person. I kick puppies and make scary faces at babies. Being contradictory is one of my favorite hobbies. Andre the Giant is a role model of mine because of his incredible abilities as a drunk. I'm not the biggest chauvinist I know, but I'm in the top 2. I treat arguments like a sport. I'm passionate about irrelevant things.

It's one of those easy to learn, difficult to master scenarios.

1st dates with people you've kind of already met are weird to plan. We ought to be able to do anything really. I certainly wouldn't just go out with someone I hadn't talked to a bit already, and I'm supposed to be the easy one.