Someone told me recently that they doubt anyone reads my profile past
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I bet she’s right!

Then again if those people don't take the time to read anything about me and who I am should I really need to deal with them? ;-) think about it! :D, yes, a bit on the cynical side I am...bitter? No, I am just allergic to bull :).

I leave my searching on from here so if anyone goes and checks the 'Viewed me' tab on their page they will see if I viewed them...I see alot of people here changing that as they try to hide who they are looking at...be real people, be adults! No need to lurk around like in Jr high school and hide, show intrest LOL! So if you see me in the viewed area...well I dont know what to tell you! lol. I either just clicked on ya or saw you someplace and said...'who's that?' and went there.

people will say and think I am bitter and an ass, I however am not, I simply like the truth and enjoy the power of it.

I love it when people throw in how unpretentious they are on here or a person does not need to be rich per say...but it does not hurt if they are an investment banker or mortgage broker, then you look at just what someone does with a profile like that and the profession is usually N/A... I’m just saying! Hey I did not make the rules and I am far from knocking anyone with the way they use their swag! I just get a kick outta that! Sue me :P

I delete all mail after I send it, as I don't care if anyone reads it or not. I send it out usually simply to say hello to someone and maybe pay them a compliment. its not my fault of they are tooooo judgemental to accept it. ;) lord, butter me on both sides tonight that way there is NO WAY I don't land BUTTER SIDE UP BABY!!!

SO anyhow about me...

Hey there all, how to be who I am on here...how can any of us be who we say we think we are in written word?

Let's give it a whirl;

Sometimes I go by either Michael or Wayne. I tend to shoot the Michael out there when I am being more professional, the name Wayne means wagon builder...who the hell wants to be a wagon builder? Names and there meanings huh? I'd much rather be known as someone that resembles God...yet I think we are all far from it. Which is the meaning of Micheal.

I enjoy living life and understanding who I have become and what else is on this journey, I lost myself to something and someone way back. I then started to understand who I was after that. Now I know it was not me that needed or needs to change as I was lead to believe it was someone else, so...

My aspirations? My aspirations are to simply be me... and to find people that enjoy me for my humor and wit and who enjoy me for me (one in the same huh? you'd be surprised). To also find people that wont waste my time by making me jump hoops to be their friend or confidant then only to push the bar higher or the goal further away...that gets old and I will walk away never looking back.

I am a 38 year old man with no kids, no hang-ups and no drama...there is no Babies Momma's floating around or no palimony or alimony leaving me. I do not mind if women have children nor to I think badly of them...for me, it seems that children just never were in the cards. I don't know if I will ever have any, I think I would of liked too but at 38 I think its getting past my time...and to be honest I am okay with that and okay when people having kids. I might adopt one day, you never know...sometimes I think I have to finish growing up myself ;) imagine me fighting with the Crumb Cruncher over toys and the woman trying to seperate us and send us to our rooms! lil BRAT!

Word to the wise while I am on the subject of growing up...

I am a big kid most of the time as long as you are too. I get serious when I have too but I much rather be laid back relaxed and joking around. life is so damn hard sometimes that when its time to relaxe and enjoy the ride then so be it!

I enjoy the gym and working out in general, I was training to pick up my black belt last year and took a few hits to the noggin in some MMA training you might say and injured a few things up in there and had to stop working out for about a year...I am slowly coming back around physically...25, wait...23...no...about 15 pounds to lose now, that is a PAIN! I tell ya! looks down...I know that damn six pack is still there I think I am starting to see a bit of it again, ok ok...its a 2-pack right now but its not a keg anymore!!! so that's a start. I powerlifted for years in high school, college and after...so I am not the most socially acceptable looking kinda guy, the thin metrosexual looking sickly prissy kinda guy I am not. I am 6' 256 pounds and I like to lift heavy things and I look like I do that also. so I don't have that smokey sultry look a lot of women are looking for. Ohh who cares? lol, this is me...take me or leave me. I have seen people on here I have messaged look at my pictures and then delete my message without even reading it, yet in their profile it says how they are so non-shallow and the mind is what excites them! BAHAHAHA! I know I have a face only Mom could love...I make no bones about it...but ya dont have to lie to kick it! lol. I know I more then likly intimidate people or at least I use to simply on size alone...which I always throught was a bummer because I was always looked at a bit different then...good thing I'm getting so damn sexy thing now huh?!?!?! OH C'MON!!! give me a giggle! shesh!

I enjoy great wines but people say it looks normal for me to have a stein of beer in my hand, what to do huh? So I enjoy good beer too...cant let down my fans now can I?

I enjoy art, two of my favorite artists besides music...are Carlo Dolci...I try to get to the Getty about once a month to view art there and I always stop by the St. Matthew Writing His Gospel painting...still to this day after all these years of looking at it I'm fascinated by it. Also Dale Chichuly...the eccentric glass blower. He is the artist that created the overhead in the Bellagio Resort check-in area. If you are ever there in Vegas go check it out and his store also.

Lets get down to some brass tax so people don't get the wrong impression about me, to be honest I don't own a house right now, I did in the past and right now I don't feel it necessary to be a half a million dollars in debt in order to impress someone that I have my stuff together. I'd rather keep renting my home and be able to go places such as France, England or wherever I choose then think about paying the house note every month.

I am currently thinking about moving back to Las Vegas as I am getting a bit tired of California. I know I know...move to Vegas because you are tired of Cali? if that's not an oxymoron I don't know what is.

My sister lives with me as times are hard for everyone and she needed the help...you can deal with that if you wish, again...this is who I am, and its family first.

What makes me unique?...you mean unique...just...like...everyone...else unique? whoa...that's ironic huh? Did u c wut I did rite dar? GOD I hope someone did!
OHHH come on that's GOOD stuff right there! shesh...tough crowd, tough crowd!

Ohh and I cant help the way I look...I think Mom should of dated a better looking man also ;) actually he was very good looking, the genes from Moms side just simply seemed to kick Dad's genes in the pants and won!, I mean shesh...it would of really been horrific if I would have gotten the bronze skin tone that looks like it was kissed by the sun or the black hair and creole features of that side of the family...NO I had to get dirty blond fair skin, I was robbed I tell ya ROBBED!

FYI I don't know about those bloody relationship and chemistry test thingamabobs I took, I think they lie on some things!

It's great to be a bit older,

CRAP I NEED MORE ROOM!!!!

First Date For me a first date would be open...but I do like coffee at a great coffee house for good conversation and some people watching, maybe a bite or drinks if we were to hit it off but it would be low-key.

I enjoy drinks with people also...I just sometimes dislike all the commotion of a bar unless its low-key maybe with some light jazz or blues...My Mother sang the blues when she was alive so I have an affinity for that genres of music.

I don't care who here thinks coffee dates 'suck' as I have seen on many peoples profiles, I like them, they are easy on the soul and they make for breaking the ice easy...but if you don't like coffee dates...I doubt you'd be one I'd enjoy conversing with in the first place.

Why so shallow?
Should it be about doing things right from the get go?
Can't we take it slow?
You never know...you might want to get up and go!
So why be in a place that seems like a waste if you truly can't save face?

OHH C'Mon, that's funny! no?

I am not looking for one night stands or to hookup I think its called, well that's a one night stand now isn't it? I digress, that's not me nor what I am about.

I am just simply looking to connect and have a bit of fun with people again.