So I'm not a big vegetable eater. I can't tell a salad fork from a dessert fork. I suck at remembering names. Im awful with driving directions. I never warm up before I work out. I dont read the instructions first. I only sometimes "read the articles too". When I love a song, I like to loop it over and over until I'm sick of it. I can't snap my fingers. I've been TOLD I can't sing. I just plain can't help doing ridiculous dances in front of security cameras and when I'm alone in an elevator and been awake too long. I sometimes eat food from the lunch trays of comatose people at work when I'm really hungry. I have a dozen random worthless collections of what many would consider garbage (someday I'm going to do something cool with all those matchbooks and beer bottle caps... you'll see). I ALWAYS procrastinate when I have a lot of work to do (In fact i'm pracrastinating right now). I spend way too much time "borrowing" music off the internet. Im never really comfortable with heights unless Im tied down or holding on to something. I have a knack for getting injured in stupid, unimaginable ways. And of course the glass is always half empty even if I just had a sip.

Ok, if by some chance youre still reading (and FYI, i put some solid effort in to make you stop) ... well youre in luck because I like to get the cons out of the way first.

I am... sarcastic, witty, clever, creative, pretty laid back, adventurous, smart, thoughtful, and Ive been told Im pretty special (thx mom - j/k). I love travelling, music, and movies (even bad ones) and I really love to entertain people. If I can't make you laugh, the problem is with you... or maybe the joke was about you... yeah definitely one of those two.

Oh yeah, and I write in run-ons.