A little about me...
What I can offer the candidates for my election - are wisdom, experience and that good ole fashion knowledge that comes from making so many mistakes.
One is generally wiser from taking a darn class more than once...LOL...
But needless to say "I'm stronger, I'm wiser... and I never would have made it.."
So where does this leave you, well - I would guess -waiting for an interview,
- sorry - a date -with me.

Warning!!! I can be a lil naughty, nice, nasty
and too much fun. For the right woman.

Shall we continue?

Family, Friends and Love are so very important to me -
even far more than any type of financial gain.

Anybody need a king?

Hey, I heard you were looking for a king,
You've been searching high and low.
I come from a place where they grow them strong,
I just thought that you should know.
I am certified, brown eyed,
And ready to make this happen
When I step into your world
The whole universe starts a clappin
I'm what you've been dreaming about
So put me on your list
I'm what the others have been
Dealin out
I'm the one you can't resist.
I'm here, willing and sure
And ready to do my thing
I refuse to waste anyone's time
Hey, anybody need a king?
What are you looking for in a partner?
I have learned, in my many years of trial and error, how to see through the layers of the fake and phony.
My first 30 minutes with you will give me some sort of clue whether or not my soul-mate is sitting across from me or not.
I don't need Dr. Phil to render me any assistance what-so-ever for this portion.

I need a true team player - a soldier girl.
I never said that I am perfect -
I am just real and I refuse to settle for sloppy seconds
and fake azz type Lil girls.

Also, Please don't come at me like a super saint because
I will only shut you down - like Charlie Brown.

"Normally those that are heavenly minded only
are usually 99.9% no damn earthly good".

If you can't handle the truth -
you can't handle me.
If you're interested in me -
come straight at me.
All I want is REAL LOVE,
I'll respect you even more for your openness.

COMMUNICATORS ONLY PLEASE!!!! -
The super streety, timid and heavily medicated
can just keep it moving.

"Come correct or don't come at all."

If you just got out of any facility -without their knowledge.....
I will turn your behind in - DON'T PLAY WITH ME.
I'd just like to add...
I love children.
I have a son that I love
with every fiber of my being
and I long to have more children.

I took the time to write this novel because
it expresses how serious I am about this whole relating to others thing
- If you have any negative thoughts about all my lil efforts -
share them with someone that actually doesn't mind listening to you.
The negative vibe that you would love to bring to me is perhaps one reason why
your crazy azz is still single to this day. So get some help boo-boo and prepare
to be blocked once or twice again.

The first date needs to be somewhere quiet where we can just solely focus on one another without any distractions. I am very much into active listening and allowing my Queen to be the very center of my attention.