I relocated to PA for my job. I'm very laid back with a sarcastic sense of humor and close group of equally sarcastic friends. I enjoy road trips, trying new restaurants and going to movies and concerts. I'm hopelessly addicted to caffeine and can't function in the morning without coffee! I love the beach, being active, reality shows and Dane Cook. (And George Carlin, and Dave Attell, etc., etc.) Oh, and a soup bowl-sized margarita after a particularly rough week at work.

A bit about my preferences: Although I enjoy chatting with new and different people, I'm not interested in anyone with the following:

a) Shirtless pics on their profile.
b) A description of themselves/their interests that is only two sentences long.

I prefer a casual, low-key environment in which we can get to know each other. I'd rather save the bungee-jumping or mountain-climbing for a third or fourth date. lol.