I work down at the pizza pit and i drive an old hyundai amd i still live with my mom and dad, im 5'3 and overweight. Ima sci-fi finatic a mild asthmatic, never been to second base, but theres a whole nother me you need to see, go check out myyspace
Cause online im out in hollywood, im 6'5 and i look damn good, i drive a maserati im a black belt in karate and i love a good glass of wine. It turns girls on that im mysterious, i tell them i dont want nothin serious cause even on a slow day i can have a three way chattin with two women at one time, im so much cooler online.
When i get home i kiss my mom and she fixes me a snack i head down to my basement bedroom and fire up my Mac.
In real life, the only time ive been to LA was when i got the chance with the marching band to play tuba in the Rose Parade.
But online, i live in malibu, ive posed for Calvin Klein, ive been in GQ, im single and im rich and i got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind.
Turns girls on that im mysterious i tell them i dont want nothin serious cause even on a slow day i can have a three way chattin with two women at one time, im so much cooler online...
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date, let alone a real girlfriend, but i grow another foot and i lose a bunch of weight everytime i login... ;)

well, i was mauled by a cougar, learned nothing abbout driving and my crystal gail t shirt got ruined... It's a JOKE ppl coome on... lol