MUH SPACE DOT COM/PISTOLUPTHEANUS
FACEE B00K DOT COM/H3LLCAT13

LETS LAY SOME sh*tON THE TABLE BEFORE YOU READ ANY FARTHER:
1. I get an INSANE amount of messages. I respond short and sweet most of the time, if you can't deal with that, then step.
2. If I do not respond to your message, do not send me another one. I'm obviously not interested, numb nuts.
3. Do NOT send me pissy messages if I do not: pay you any attention, respond to your messages, turn down your "bootay" call (i have morals. I'm nothing like most girls, do not compare me to them) or I tell you I'm not interested in you.
4. You're MEN correct? But you act like vaginas. Remove the**** from your ***holes and stop being little ****es. Please N' Thanks!
5. As for the rest of you who do NOT fit into the above categories: Hello, I'm Ashley, I'm really a nice gal, I just won't put up with any kind of bullshit. Can you blame me? :)

I'm Considered "Straight Edge"
However: I'm not an elitist ***hole, I'm past the immaturity point.
I judge people based on who they are, not what they do.
I base my decisions solely on what I want for myself, no one else.
I'm far from easily impressionable, lets see if yours will last.

This Is How Ashley Rolls:
*Setting A Trend.
Not Following A Pattern.
Religious, In A Sense.
I'm Standing Up For Morals.
Not Choking or Bashing on Beliefs.
I'm A Gnasher Of Teeth.
I Also Turn The Other Cheek.
I'm Vulgar & I Blurt Out Obscenities.
*Karma Not Vengeance.
What Goes Around Comes Around.
*Rock Genre V.S. Others.
Pro-Talent, Anti-Garbage.
*I'm Laid Back & Quiet.
I Like An Aura Of Mysteriousness.
*I'm Friendly, Until Provoked.
*I Knock Egotisticals Down At The Knees.
*Halloween Fanatic.
*Fall Ball, Winter Smitter.
*Coffee//Dr. Pepper = My Liquid Jesus
*I'm Practically A Vegetarian.
Because Of Taste, Not Slaughter.
*Designer Translates To DUMBASS.
Pay For Quality, Not A Label.
*Horror//Comedy Movie Fiend.
I Don't Do Chickie Flicks.
Or Drama Drama Bullshit.
*Sarcastic Fantastic!
I'm An ***hole, In Most Eyes.
The Eyes Of The Blissfully Ignorant.
*Politics Schmalitics.
They're Brain Washing The Masses.
I'm Drop Kicking The President.
*My Opinions Will Make Or Break Us.
-Abolish Abortion- THINK Before You Spread.
-Capital Punishment- Electrify, DRY.
-No Drugs- The Weak Minded, Can Dig Their Own Graves.
It's Trendy To Deplete Brain Cells.
-Anti Racism- Cut Down The Nooses.
-Mercilessness For Suicides-
Play The Worlds Smallest Violin, I'm Locked & Loaded, Kevorkian Style.
-Plastic Fatality- Silicone Toxicity.
Put Down The Scalpel, Try On A Personality.
*Skanking Is My Interpretive Dance.
*People Come & Go, Catch Me While You Can.
*Stand By Me:
I'm With You Til Either Of Us Gets Hit By A Bus.
*Screw Me Over:
You've Been Sharpied Into My Permanent sh*tList.
*That Being Said, Lets Have A Round Of Conversation.

Music is a huge part of my life: punk, ska, rockabilly/psychobilly and metal basically. some funk, electronica, reggae and classical. If you don't have an interest in music, thats strike one, you got some catching up to do.

anything original, not into the whole flowers and candy, dinner and a movie b.s., try getting to know me and giving me things that actually reflect my interest. If you can bring something new to the table, i'm already impressed.