Basically, when you look up the definition of MAN in the dictionary you will find my name. I am the epitome of manliness; the sum of all your desires; the answer to what women want. I spend my days in the woods hauling massive boulders and logs over my shoulder, and wrestling giant beasts into submission. Every night I return home to the castle that I built with my bare hands using gigantic stones and the willpower of a god. My manly appetite is so great that I have been known to consume a hundred pounds of animal flesh and a river of grain alcohol in a single sitting. I am a cunning warrior, charming gentleman, brilliant scholar, and potent lover. Yet the question remains: where is my queen?

Get ice cream cones and hold hands, frolic through a field of wildflowers, or converse over a drink...